seymourworld:

seymourworld:

seymourworld:

seymourworld:

seymourworld:

girls are growing hollow fangs and venom glands

girls are learning how to unhinge their jaws

girls are hissing at me

i dont think these are girls ❓

ohhh

lawoftheclaw:

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

girlballs:

indigosfindings:

i really like this thing where websites will have separate “log in” & “sign up” buttons and if you click “log in” it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click “i already have an account” and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose “username & password” it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says “do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

websites prior to like the 2010s: sign in with your username and password

websites now:

tonguethulhu:

skweezy jibbs is a international treasure

catchymemes:

chismosavirus:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

evilscientist3:

soju may taste like juice but theres no way the memes aren’t ridiculously exaggerated. this bottles only 5 units it cant affect me that considerably

huh.

took off my pants

bgm05:

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

razerbackbitch:

coyotette:

hamuletta:

lizzyinnie:

depsidase:

starting a collection

agendratum:

good-to-drive:

It’s kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I’d prefer if no one else saw it

dee-the-red-witch:

thicque:

so

this picture

had me absoLUTELY fucked the fuck up for a full entire minute until i scrolled to the next one and realized it’s supposed to be put on like this

and had a full ohhhhhhhhhh okay moment

but for a full sixty seconds of my life i didn’t even question it i was like yeah some straps are just that freaky deaky i love that for them whoever they are

dragon-in-a-fez:

dragon-in-a-fez:

isuggesteatingtherich:

dragon-in-a-fez:

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won’t help

sorry I thought you were someone else

ddeerlybeloved:

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there’s no weird thin or thick parts it’s all even all over. this is huge for me

segamascott: